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burberry prorsum prefall 2013
- Reminds me of that one air sleezy who got lost in the sky somewhere. Except I ride elevators. Not planes. I’m a professional intern, aint got time for those shenanigans. 

burberry prorsum prefall 2013

- Reminds me of that one air sleezy who got lost in the sky somewhere. Except I ride elevators. Not planes. I’m a professional intern, aint got time for those shenanigans. 

burberry prorsum prefall 2013
- Xmas time is here and for me there’s no other perfect time to flash people. Unfortunately I’ve already eaten too many ginger snaps and ginger vaj’s, so this will do. I wanna flash my Nutcracker to the world. Wait, that’s one of them fancy Kate Middleton Palace guards, huh? Oh, well. A dream is a dream. FLASH.

burberry prorsum prefall 2013

- Xmas time is here and for me there’s no other perfect time to flash people. Unfortunately I’ve already eaten too many ginger snaps and ginger vaj’s, so this will do. I wanna flash my Nutcracker to the world. Wait, that’s one of them fancy Kate Middleton Palace guards, huh? Oh, well. A dream is a dream. FLASH.

joseph abboud s/s 2013
- I’m pretty sure I saw Richard Gere wear something like this in Pretty Women. During a tennis match scene? Did I make that up? Oh, well. I just know that I want to grow up one day to own my own slut and live in the Trump Tower or maybe my Grandma’s retirement home. But I sure as hell don’t want that gerbil.

joseph abboud s/s 2013

- I’m pretty sure I saw Richard Gere wear something like this in Pretty Women. During a tennis match scene? Did I make that up? Oh, well. I just know that I want to grow up one day to own my own slut and live in the Trump Tower or maybe my Grandma’s retirement home. But I sure as hell don’t want that gerbil.

shades of grey s/s 2013
- I know you said Pajama Party but I refuse to wear the same Walmart ones you’ll be humiliating yourselves with. I’m a TJMaxxBroNista. Why the jacket, you ask? Because The Big Bang Theory comes on at 8 pm. I throw down with Leonard and Sheldon errrr night. Bazinga!

shades of grey s/s 2013

- I know you said Pajama Party but I refuse to wear the same Walmart ones you’ll be humiliating yourselves with. I’m a TJMaxxBroNista. Why the jacket, you ask? Because The Big Bang Theory comes on at 8 pm. I throw down with Leonard and Sheldon errrr night. Bazinga!

shades of grey s/s 2013
- Always too fucking cool for school. Call me Scooter. Put my cap on backwards and cruise down to the mall. Oh hey, anyone have tokens for the arcade? I need a skateboard. No. I need rollerblades. People don’t expect that. I’m Scooter.

shades of grey s/s 2013

- Always too fucking cool for school. Call me Scooter. Put my cap on backwards and cruise down to the mall. Oh hey, anyone have tokens for the arcade? I need a skateboard. No. I need rollerblades. People don’t expect that. I’m Scooter.

shades of grey s/s 2013
- Me gusta taco flavored kisses. Me gusta the fiestas. Me gusta the donkey shows. Ahuaaaaaahhhh with my zarape!

shades of grey s/s 2013

- Me gusta taco flavored kisses. Me gusta the fiestas. Me gusta the donkey shows. Ahuaaaaaahhhh with my zarape!

tim coppens s/s 2013
- During the summer heat, you just gotta go into the woods and go for a quickie. Unfortunately I have hay fever and I’m allergic to grass, Bambi shit, and pixie dust. Fortunately, my bombass killer shorts double up as a quilt to lay my Bois d’Argent smelling ass on it. Boom. Problem solved. Sexy time. Plus I like midnight blue anything.

tim coppens s/s 2013

- During the summer heat, you just gotta go into the woods and go for a quickie. Unfortunately I have hay fever and I’m allergic to grass, Bambi shit, and pixie dust. Fortunately, my bombass killer shorts double up as a quilt to lay my Bois d’Argent smelling ass on it. Boom. Problem solved. Sexy time. Plus I like midnight blue anything.

tim coppens s/s 2013
- Go-go-gadget-getaway-shorts! You know when you’re done getting down and durrtay in the city and the (man)ho wants to cuddle and talk about lifetime movies… you gotta scaddadle pronto! Just head to the window (seriously, if you’re fucking with someone who doesn’t live on the 40th floor of a building, let me revoke your swag card) and start repelling your ass like your Bear Grylls x using all the straps and strings attached to your shorts. Man vs. Vagina talk, for sure. 

tim coppens s/s 2013

- Go-go-gadget-getaway-shorts! You know when you’re done getting down and durrtay in the city and the (man)ho wants to cuddle and talk about lifetime movies… you gotta scaddadle pronto! Just head to the window (seriously, if you’re fucking with someone who doesn’t live on the 40th floor of a building, let me revoke your swag card) and start repelling your ass like your Bear Grylls x using all the straps and strings attached to your shorts. Man vs. Vagina talk, for sure. 

raleigh denim s/s 2013
- I only hope the fro comes with this boring manfit. And I don’t mean no offense with “boring” bc such a word means fucking dope in my crack box. My urban dictionary boring sometimes registers as bohemian-I-don’t-give-a-fuck coolness. Yeah, boring can be cool. I’m boring. But seriously, about the fro… NEED.

raleigh denim s/s 2013

- I only hope the fro comes with this boring manfit. And I don’t mean no offense with “boring” bc such a word means fucking dope in my crack box. My urban dictionary boring sometimes registers as bohemian-I-don’t-give-a-fuck coolness. Yeah, boring can be cool. I’m boring. But seriously, about the fro… NEED.

soulland s/s 13
- I strongly dislike when there’s a shit-ton x’s infinity point 2 people walking besides me. But see, if I look like a traffic cone, they’ll part like I’m Moses or something, no? I sure hope so because my taser is running low on energy and I don’t know how to charge it. 

soulland s/s 13

- I strongly dislike when there’s a shit-ton x’s infinity point 2 people walking besides me. But see, if I look like a traffic cone, they’ll part like I’m Moses or something, no? I sure hope so because my taser is running low on energy and I don’t know how to charge it. 

soulland s/s 13
- I like PJ’s, I like being part of the #FLOBRO movement, and I like tribal shit…. so why mothefucking not? Boomshakalakaaaaah daisy!

soulland s/s 13

- I like PJ’s, I like being part of the #FLOBRO movement, and I like tribal shit…. so why mothefucking not? Boomshakalakaaaaah daisy!

There was once a family from China that settled in a place called Tennessee. They had fortune cookies, who then had children, who then became bonafide dapper gents by the names of Ellisford Ling-Ling and Buckley Chang the III. Whenever they’d come a whistlin’, all the ladies would line up to get caned. Truly an honor. They.Are.Bonafide.

There was once a family from China that settled in a place called Tennessee. They had fortune cookies, who then had children, who then became bonafide dapper gents by the names of Ellisford Ling-Ling and Buckley Chang the III. Whenever they’d come a whistlin’, all the ladies would line up to get caned. Truly an honor. They.Are.Bonafide.

raf simons s/s 2013
- I hated Munchkin Country and don’t let me start on Gillikin Country. I’m an Emerald City 1% snob. All that shines is… money. Dirty, sexy, money.

raf simons s/s 2013

- I hated Munchkin Country and don’t let me start on Gillikin Country. I’m an Emerald City 1% snob. All that shines is… money. Dirty, sexy, money.

mugler s/s 2013
- There was this remake show called ‘V’ and they were reptilian aliens trying to harvest human beings for food or fuckbuds. It got canceled but I still think they’ll descend upon us for their latter needs. Intergalacticspecies porn.

mugler s/s 2013

- There was this remake show called ‘V’ and they were reptilian aliens trying to harvest human beings for food or fuckbuds. It got canceled but I still think they’ll descend upon us for their latter needs. Intergalacticspecies porn.